There is NOT a sexy twist to every single Halloween costume . . . some costumes are just not meant to be erotic. But apparently no one told the companies that make costumes.
Here are the top five questionably “sexy” Halloween costumes you can buy . . .
1. Sexy piece of pizza. It’s basically a short brown dress that has a slice of pizza pointed directly at your crotch.
2. Sexy Miss Piggy. It’s just a pink tutu with Miss Piggy’s face on it, plus pig ears. But dressing as a sexy pig is just too much of a stretch, even for women with supreme body confidence.
3. Sexy pack of gum. Just a tight, strapless, green dress that says “Double Gum” on it. Something about the generic-ness of “Double Gum” makes it so sad . . . like they couldn’t license a real gum so it just looks bootleg and lame.
4. Sexy Angry Birds. The costume is way over the top with a furry red angry bird hat, a red dress, and furry boots . . . so it’s more complicated than sexy. Plus “Angry Birds” is already dated.
5. Sexy Oscar the Grouch. This costume includes a green furry bikini top and a combination of shorts and a girdle that look like a garbage can. “Sesame Street” shouldn’t be sexy, but if you HAVE to make it sexy, is Oscar really the right approach?
Click HERE to see the pictures of ALL the questionably sexy Halloween costumes
